Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 14

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 14 March 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	Today's episode is brought to you by Atlanta United who take on Inter Miami this Saturday.
0:06.2	Get tickets through the link in our show description or at ATLUTD.com.
0:11.7	The Bert Show.
0:12.7	All right, Friday morning. How's everybody doing this morning?
0:15.2	Good. I'm going to Tampa this weekend. Going to see some family.
0:18.0	You got the spray tan going on.
0:19.5	Look at it. It's looking all sorts of tan right now.
0:22.3	Laid out in the sun for a total of zero seconds.
0:24.8	I just covered myself in some bronzing foam yesterday.
0:28.2	Is it looking better?
0:29.0	Are we on the up and up?
0:30.3	This is a new brand.
0:32.6	Yes.
0:32.9	You do not look borderline problematic.
0:35.0	Thank you.
0:36.3	Thank you for taking it easy. That is the goal.
0:39.2	That's always the goal. I was telling Abby, as I walked in here this morning, she's saying she
0:42.8	was traveling this weekend, and I didn't know this, and I haven't read the entire story,
0:47.3	and maybe we'll have a meteorologist on later on, but there's a huge storm that's starting in the
0:52.1	Midwest, like it's a crazy big, like one and a half million square miles or something that is bringing
0:58.1	all sorts of crap with it.
0:59.4	Yeah, there's like a threat of winds up to 60 to 70 miles an hour, tornado watch, which
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