Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 5
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 July 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert show. |
| 0:01.0 | Have a newborn baby and you don't send pictures of that newborn out to your friends and family. |
| 0:08.0 | Are you pretty much admitting that you think that your baby is ugly? |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, you had a butt baby. I mean, it happens. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby's butt. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, baby is a beautiful liar. |
| 0:17.0 | No, they're not. |
| 0:18.0 | My kid, my oldest kid. |
| 0:19.0 | Whoa, that kid was ugly. |
| 0:21.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:24.0 | You can't say that because he was a pre-mee. |
| 0:25.0 | Bless his little heart. |
| 0:26.0 | Oh, that's messed up. |
| 0:28.0 | He was an ugly pre-mee. |
| 0:29.0 | He had that big old banana head, bless his little heart. |
| 0:33.6 | His face was all bright on one side. |
| 0:37.0 | Blue on the other, I was an ugly kid, man. |
| 0:39.8 | So we weren't sending out too many pictures initially. |
| 0:43.2 | Maybe this is the reason why Cassie here, |
| 0:45.2 | that they are not sending out pictures. |
| 0:47.2 | She writes, I gave birth to my first baby recently |
| 0:49.9 | and when we got checked in at the hospital, |
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