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The Bert Show

Full Show: PT 1 - Friday, July 28, 2023

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:06.8

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0:11.2

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0:15.4

The Bert Show. Yeah, this doesn't even surprise me. Why would you take Bert Show advice? We don't know

0:19.1

nothing. No, we're not qualified. You got a couple of microphones. You listen to us give advice.

0:25.5

Why? We're no better than your friends. Really? No smarter.

0:30.0

But my husband did. But your husband did. My husband took Bert Show advice and it worked.

0:36.0

And he told me about it the other day. And I've actually, I've seen a difference in the past.

0:41.7

I don't know two to three weeks. And now I know why. And it's all thanks to the Bert Show.

0:46.8

Primarily, Bert. No, I'm really nervous for him. I said something that resonated with him.

0:53.5

You did. If I remember correctly, I think you were the one that brought this to the table.

0:58.4

If I'm wrong, please correct me because I want to credit the right person with changing my

1:03.6

husband's life. That was a lot of pressure. Yeah. So do you remember when we all came on here

1:11.9

and gave our negative inner thoughts a name? We named the person inside our head that was talking

1:19.6

crap to us. Yeah. Right? What was your guy's name? It was Tyler Taylor or something I can't

1:24.2

remember. Yeah. I think mine was Carol. If I remember correctly. Joe. Joe. Patricia. Patricia.

1:30.4

Victoria. Victoria. My husband's is Randy. Randy. So Randy has been talking some serious

1:42.9

smack to my husband. Mark lately. So just so you guys don't know. So it has a little more depth to it.

1:48.4

This is a Mel Robbins suggestion that if you have some negativity in your head and you're

1:55.3

beating yourself up about it, stop name a person in your head that is telling you these things.

2:02.0

And then loudly, even out loud, tell them to shut up. Shut up, Randy. Yeah. Shut up, Patricia.

2:08.8

And assign it to somebody else. And it really has been very effective for anybody that I've

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