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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 19

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, if you want to listen to the full Burt Show everyday, uninterrupted, we got no ads on that thing,

0:06.8

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0:11.3

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0:13.4

slash bonus BS.

0:15.1

The bird show.

0:16.1

One of the interns this morning gave me a wake up call.

0:18.8

Didn't even know he did it, but he certainly did.

0:21.4

He made me realize that I have I'm going against my general rule which is you can

0:29.7

always make excuses up not to do things right so I'm talking to our intern Brooks

0:35.2

Brooks and Brooks he tells me I'm like I'm making small talk with him on the way up

0:41.2

I'm like so what are you doing this weekend? And this

0:43.4

dude who is like 20, 21 years old, he's got just about every minute, it seems like, of his weekend

0:50.5

planned, right? So like today he's going to hang out with college friends,

0:55.0

tonight he's going to the Braves game, tomorrow he's hanging out with like high school, high school

1:00.5

friends and his whole weekend is just all the social things and I'm like man

1:05.0

braise maybe I'll do that tonight then the old guy kicks in he's like oh it's gonna be like

1:12.0

90 degrees uh do I really want to go to a

1:14.4

braids game or I'm gonna sweat and he's like dude is at 730 at night or something it's

1:19.0

gonna be and I'm like yeah but it'll be 80 and I was talking myself out of doing things and that's like my

1:25.4

carnal rule not to do that is like go and do it because you can always talk

1:29.5

yourself out of it so then I came in here for a little extra motivation this morning, so I thought

1:34.1

I'll ask the other young person in the studio, Abby, what she's doing this weekend,

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