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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 26

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0

Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves. They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school, and were each other's first kiss.

0:11.0

They were the dream couple, Sam got into EDM music.

0:17.0

While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account. If they aren't working for you anymore,

0:26.7

maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

0:30.1

Did you know your thumb scrolls three marathons a year? That's over 78 miles of

0:36.0

selfies, cat videos and lights. Yeah. It's time to move your feet more than your feet and join the Sockney Marathon Challenge.

0:47.0

Download the Marathon app today to get moving with the chance to win weekly prizes.

0:52.0

And if you need new running shoes, check out the

0:54.0

Sockney Ride 17s. So addictively comfortable, you're

0:57.6

love swapping screen time for runtime.

1:01.0

It's the virtual show.

1:07.0

Some cities just suck for dating and other ones are a little more date friendly. I don't know if that's true or not.

1:10.0

But I guess if you're looking at the odds, like if there are 60% or 70% dudes in a city,

1:17.0

you got 30 or 40% of women, then you can point to that.

1:21.0

But most cities really aren't like that.

1:22.6

I'm telling you every time I have changed my hinge location to San Jose, California

1:27.1

where the ratio is like 70 to 30 for men and women I've always gotten the hottest

1:31.8

baddies.

1:32.8

So really, if I want to find true love,

1:34.9

I need to move to like the San Francisco Bay Area.

1:36.7

Okay.

1:37.4

All right, so San Jose, good, but you're saying there's one city

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