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The birch show. This is not going to be an indicator of what today is going to be like.

I refuse. I refuse. All right. Tell me. So you tell me out the gate. I needed to do a

row call. Yeah. So go around and see who's. So Rebecca present Katie here. Cassie here.

Mo in this thing. Kristen. Hello. Tommy here. I can see Kaylee Romeo. Yeah. I think

Romeo's here. Okay. Good. Bert. She said Bert. Okay. Literally. I mean, we are going

on the air in seconds. And that's when I'm informed. Bert is not here. So there's

usually a couple of indicators when I come in that I know Bert has overslept or something

has happened. And he's not here. I was oblivious to whether his car was in the parking

the first one is he's always here before me. So he wasn't here. I didn't see his car.

There are a couple of indicators that Bert isn't here. His car is not here. Well, sometimes

every now and then he'll park in a different spot. Good job. Before he drives a different

car and I don't see his regular car. And so then I get upstairs and I see he's not over

at his mic, which he usually is. Well, when I come, he's not at his mic because he's

like roaming the halls. He's getting coffee or something, which is what I assumed when

I walked in. And then also by the time I get here and check my email, he sent 25 emails.

And there are zero, zero emails this morning, which led me to believe Bert overslept. Okay.

So because he didn't have a text, nothing like that. Then approximately seven minutes

ago, I received this text. No, every idea why my alarm didn't go off just woke up.

Okay. So we can expect him here at 920.

Yeah. Monday morning.

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