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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 16 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 16 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. Let's lean on each other here a little bit today. Okay. Because Melissa brought in some

0:05.6

what I thought were fascinating facts a couple of days ago and I realized that when you are an expert

0:13.2

in your own profession, you know things about your industry that others don't know. Right. And if you

0:18.7

could pass on that knowledge and help somebody else out, that would be huge. Right. Like for us, I mean, on the very, very, very superficial level. Like, when we're out, people are constantly complaining that they can't get through on the phone lines during a contest. Right. Now, as a professional or an expert in this field, I can say to you, look, if you really want to beat

0:39.5

the contest, here's what you do. Don't call in early. Because whenever you call in early,

0:44.4

you have no chance of winning. So you wait until we say, call now. Then you start calling.

0:50.7

Right. So as an expert in this field, I can give you that advice and now you're better for it

0:54.7

if you've been trying to win contests. Right. Now, the story that we had last week was someone who is a

1:00.0

part of, you know, the gas industry. If you have to drive, the day of the week that you need to fill

1:05.7

up your gas tank can make a difference in how much you pay. Now, gas price watchers say the best day

1:10.4

to fill up is on Wednesdays

1:12.3

because prices tend to go up on Mondays and on Thursdays before 10 a.m.

1:17.2

So there is actually a system going on.

1:19.7

And so they say you should also avoid gas stations right next to highways or interstates

1:24.3

because their prices tend to be higher than those that are further into town.

1:28.0

Okay, those are big.

1:28.8

Those are big right there.

1:29.8

Avoid gas stations near the airport. Yeah. People returning rental cars. Mm-hmm. They don't have a choice there. Right. What was the first one there again? Talking about Wednesdays are the best days to fill up your tank because they actually prices at the tank tend to go up on Mondays and Thursdays in the morning before 10 o'clock.

1:45.9

I had no idea.

1:47.5

So if you're, so like next week. In turn, Jen says, avoid gas stations in the United States. Yeah, that's funny. Like next week, next weekend is Labor Day and they say, you know, next Wednesday, the 31st is the day to fill up your tank before if you're driving to go anywhere for Labor Day. Now, that's so smart. So smart. So let me give the phone number out here.

2:03.7

404-741-105. And in keeping with that theme, like I'm hoping people like maybe in the travel industry will call us up and go, look.

2:11.8

If you guys are trying to get some cut rates on flights, the smartest day to go on the internet and look for those are blank, blank, blank, blank.

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