The Birch Show.

All right, this is the last time we'll set up the whole little black book thing because this has gone on for a week.

And Jen got a great email from yesterday.

Yeah, the email I got said, you guys are really talented, I think was the topic of it or something.

And it said, you guys took America's most boring couple and turned it into a week-long, you know, succession of bits.

They said, congratulations. You guys are really talented and thank God for Psycho Stacy.

It's a real gift, I tell you.

Jessica called us up and she said she wanted to get to know her current boyfriend, Kevin, a little bit better,

by talking to a different one of his ex-girlfriends every single day.

The first day we had this girl, Stacey, on, who ended up like this reoccurring theme with her,

she called back every single day, even though she wasn't invited.

She was nuts.

Yeah.

Stacey had dated Kevin like three years ago, only for six months, but we learned a week ago that she was still doing drive-bys, still checking up on him, still, you know, contacting his family. And so she was obviously still all about him. So we realized that as the week went on, she just kind of weaseled her way back into the fold, trying

to always give her opinion on what was going on, trying to give Jessica advice on how to be a better

girlfriend for Kevin. And yeah, we talked to her every day. And this was all coming to a conclusion

yesterday. We're going to have Kevin on. We're going to have Jessica on, find out if she got what

she wanted out of the whole week, and then we would send them on their way and never hear from them again.

But, of course, Stacey Stalker could have none of that, and she breaks in about halfway through.

Hey, Jessica.

Hey.

How are you today?

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