The Bert show.

You know what's great about having sons?

Is that they're fearless and stupid.

Yeah.

Cassie and I were just talking.

Cassie was telling everybody in studio that her son is just out there compared to their daughter.

He's like reckless and just bold and doesn't care.

No AFs.

Complete opposite.

My daughter is my eldest child, like we have to coax her to go down slides

and I'm seeing kids who are younger than hers,

whizzing down them.

My 18-month-old son is the kind of kid

who would jump off the side of the slide,

and then would hurt himself, and I'd be like, like don't do that and then he would do it again.

It's like literally yesterday afternoon I'm sore because of all the running and around I'm like nope can't do that.

Nope stop please don't throw yourself nope stop please don't throw

yourself off the couch please don't throw that water bottle please don't

shove your sister and I'm just like who are you you're a little hellian your

little evil can evil baby he is he's so cute he's lucky he's cute because

dang that boy he's gonna I told Chad I was like we need to start a new savings fund

because he is going to be in the ER so much from Broken Bones that we are going to go into Major Medical Dad.

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