Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 9

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, if you want to listen to the full Bert show everyday, uninterrupted, we got no ads on that thing,
0:06.8	all you have to do is become a bonus BS subscriber, that's bonus birchow.
0:11.2	Find out more at the Burt show.
0:13.0	Come slash Bonus B.S.
0:15.0	The Burt Show.
0:16.0	Have a newborn baby and you don't send pictures of that newborn out to your friends and family.
0:23.7	Are you pretty much admitting that you think that your baby is ugly?
0:26.0	Oh, you had a butt baby.
0:28.6	I mean, it happens.
0:29.6	Baby's butt.
0:30.6	Oh, baby is our beautiful, liar.
0:32.5	No, they're not.
0:33.0	My kid, my oldest kid.
0:35.0	Whooh!
0:36.0	That kid was ugly.
0:37.0	Oh my God.
0:39.0	You can't say that because he was a pre-me.
0:41.0	Bless his little hearts.
0:42.0	Oh, that's messed up. He was an ugly pre-me. Bless his little heart. Oh, that's messed up.
0:43.0	He was an ugly pre-me.
0:45.0	He had that big old banana head, bless his little heart.
0:49.0	His face was all bad on one side.
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