Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 8
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here, Bertia. |
| 0:01.5 | At least in this case, the cliche is true. |
| 0:04.3 | If it seems too good to be true, it is too good to be true. |
| 0:08.9 | And Messy Mikey is right in the heart of it right now. |
| 0:12.4 | Guess who just won a free trip to the Bahamas? |
| 0:17.0 | Not you? |
| 0:18.3 | Oh, Mikey Jaded. |
| 0:20.0 | Guess who's going to the Caribbean? |
| 0:24.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:25.1 | I don't know where anything is. |
| 0:26.5 | You need to be going to geography class. |
| 0:29.4 | We're going to end up in Cuba, maybe. |
| 0:33.9 | All right, so the other weekend, me and my lady went to the mall, the Sugarloaf Mills Mall, |
| 0:40.0 | and they got a big Bass Pro shop there. |
| 0:42.4 | I don't know if you've ever been. |
| 0:43.7 | Good times. |
| 0:44.8 | That's like your mecca. |
| 0:45.9 | It's good times over there. |
| 0:47.2 | Panny dropper. |
| 0:51.3 | So we're walking around this mall, and there's a lone table sitting there with a bunch of these pink cards on it and a little box. |
| 0:57.9 | We walk up curious. |
| 0:59.4 | It says, hey, win a free trip for two to the Bahamas. |
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