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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 4

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, if you want to listen to the full Bert Show every day on Interrupted, we got no ads

0:05.7

on that thing.

0:06.8

All you have to do is become a bonus BS subscriber, that's bonus Bert Show.

0:11.5

Find out more at TheBertShow.com slash bonus BS.

0:15.4

The Bert Show.

0:16.4

Before we officially get into the show, can I ask you guys a question?

0:20.0

It's semantics really, but here we are in 2023.

0:23.4

So I am not a big reader.

0:25.2

I told you guys, I love books, I love going to Barnes and Noble.

0:28.4

You wrote one, damn it.

0:29.4

That's the best one I've read in a long time.

0:35.8

I love going to the store.

0:36.8

I love picking out books.

0:38.5

I have a ton of books at my house that have never been read.

0:42.3

I don't know why I like the process of picking out books.

0:44.4

I just don't like the process of reading them.

0:46.6

I get two pages in, literally sleeping.

0:51.4

And most of the time, I don't know if it's ADD that hasn't been diagnosed or whatever.

0:56.4

I'll read the same paragraph over and over and over again, or I'll read five pages

0:59.7

and go, what did I just read?

1:00.7

And then I have to read it, right?

1:03.8

So of course, now we've got audio books, right, which are a lot easier for me to digest.

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