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What better way to kick off a Friday of a long weekend,

the holiday weekend,

then was some stupid sometimes it's about to get all stupid up in here!

All right so Mo, Cassie, Tommy, we're playing a game this morning out the gate

Real mascot or fake mascot

Oh, I got this. I love it. College football season is underway the other day

Bert mentioned Sammy the Banana Slug and I was like you have got to be kidding me and sure enough University of California Santa Cruz

they have a mascot called Sammy the Banana Slug.

So I went through and I got some names of some real mascots and I also threw some fake ones

that I made up in here and you guys have to determine is this a real mascot or is this a fake mascot

Okay super simple all right out the gate the chokers

Oh, oh that's a horrible name to have.

It was true.

The Chokers.

Real mascot or fake mascot.

Mel, we'll start with you.

Uh, I'm gonna go real just because I believe it's not so I think it's a trick question I'm gonna go real

Cassie yeah, I think it's real as well Tommy

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