Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 29
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Look, if you really want to get under somebody's skin, don't go after them. |
| 0:07.6 | Go after their family. |
| 0:09.3 | That's what Abby is about to do to our show director, Tommy. |
| 0:13.6 | What? |
| 0:14.3 | How? |
| 0:15.4 | I've decided to go after the one thing you love more than your wife, Renee. |
| 0:20.0 | Don't you do it. |
| 0:21.3 | And that is none other than Buckees. |
| 0:24.3 | I'm running low on fuel and you know what that means. |
| 0:28.4 | I got to grab my keys and drive down to Buckees and you all ready. |
| 0:33.2 | I interrupt this Bucky's theme song because there's a new Bucky's theme song in town. |
| 0:40.1 | Oh, they contemporized it. |
| 0:41.9 | Our friend of the show, Chris, who's the moderator on the Burt Show Facebook fan page, |
| 0:47.2 | sent me a DM with this new video on it and on it. |
| 0:52.9 | And I am so sorry |
| 0:54.6 | that I am not the person |
| 0:56.5 | why did I not come up with this |
| 0:59.0 | because this is genius |
| 1:01.3 | I can see it in the distance |
| 1:05.6 | that beaver's always been in |
| 1:09.2 | I can smell the frisket |
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