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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 25

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0

Here, Bertia, there are certainly strength and numbers.

0:03.6

You do something quirky.

0:05.0

Maybe you think it's strange until you find out there are a whole bunch of other people

0:08.1

that do the same strange quirky crap.

0:11.3

There's something very vulnerable about sharing your intrusive thoughts because-

0:15.5

It's so dark.

0:17.0

Intrusive thoughts are meant to stay in your head.

0:20.2

They're not meant to be spoken out into the world yet.

0:23.1

Here we are and I am sharing, once again, my list of intrusive thoughts from the week.

0:29.2

But the last time I saw this in real time was when we were in the airport in Dallas.

0:34.0

Yes.

0:35.0

We were coming back from our conference in Dallas.

0:38.2

We had landed.

0:39.3

It's late, but the airport is still packed and we're walking through and they have one

0:43.3

of those really cool breastfeeding pods.

0:46.5

So moms have a place where they can go that's not a nasty public bathroom so they can go

0:51.0

feed their kid.

0:52.0

And as we're walking by, even as a mother who breastfed, I wanted to open the door and

0:57.6

be like, show me them boys.

1:01.0

Now of course that you would never do that, but the intrusive thought is that will be

1:05.3

fine.

1:06.3

Well, as I'm walking by, like that's the thing that played out in my head and it is what

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