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Oh, she's adorable.

We read our email yesterday.

She's a senior in high school and she is trying to date her very first boy.

Yes, sir.

It's a last year.

She's very excited because her parents are finally allowing her to date.

And conveniently, there's a guy in the class that sits right behind her who's from Virginia.

And she knows that he's funny because of one of his answers in the class.

So she likes him and she reached out to us to ask us what should she do?

Should she go for it?

Should she not?

And I think the general consensus that we came to was just talk to him.

Yeah.

Tell him, you know, I know that you're new and you don't know anybody and just shoot your shot and everything will go just fine.

That's easier said than done man, especially like those first couple of times he tried.

No, forget about the first couple of times in high school, every time in high school.

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