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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 1

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0

Here, Bert Show.

0:01.6

We've got leftover questions from our live show at City Winery.

0:07.1

Last week that we will get to in one second, but Kristen has to share cuteness.

0:11.6

You have to share cuteness.

0:13.0

Start the show with cuteness.

0:14.5

Well, Cassie and I are both going to share cuteness because, you know, we're like, we're basically parallel moms right now. Like her little girl, Hazel, is going into kindergarten. My little man, Jimmy, is going into pre-K. They're only a year apart. And so Cassie had orientation for Hazel. So I asked her, I'm like, oh, my God, like, how did orientation go? And it was awesome. She's so excited. The classroom is so cute.

0:38.3

Like, it's the perfect kindergarten classroom when you walk in.

0:41.1

And I just want to say a testament to the clear of the list thing we're doing.

0:44.3

Those extra decorations and there's a little quiet corner and there are books and there are signs and all these things really do make the classroom.

0:52.2

They change it from this like cell block room into this warm

0:55.5

welcoming environment. It's so important. So getting to see that and see Hazel so excited where

1:00.6

she was going to sit in her little cubby. Like it just brings back to school excitement for me like

1:05.6

when I was a kid too. So I'm, you know, Jimmy has been at the most precious preschool, which I can share now because he's no longer there.

1:14.6

But I was keeping that close to the vest because, you know, I didn't want to share where my kid was going to school.

1:18.6

But he went to St. James Preschool at St. James Methodist Church.

1:24.1

And he thrived there.

1:26.4

They were phenomenal.

1:30.6

We absolutely loved it. All the teachers were incredible. And the different Miss Garden and Miss Music and Miss Library, like they were just all

1:37.1

fantastic. But we got into the public school lottery and he's going to be going to a public school

1:43.6

preschool this year. So he's going to be changing schools. And he's going to be going to a public school preschool this year. So he's going to be

1:45.2

changing schools and I, hands down, I'm more nervous than he is. I know we say kids are resilient

1:52.2

and he has no problem making friends. He's going to do fine. He's going to be great. He's going

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