Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

They're your all-time show.

They're your all-time favorite band. They just got back together and you barely got two

tickets to see them. But hold on. You're holding two tickets to terror. You're going to the Haunted Rock concert.

G, honey, these outside parking lots are all full.

Look, we're really running late here for a couple extra bucks. These outside parking lots are all full.

Look, we're really running late here for a couple extra bucks, just parking the arena garage.

All right, you know, let me just pull it in here.

$20.

$20. $20. This is special event parking.

It's the Haunted Rock concert.

Hey, these seats are terrible.

What?

Look, it says section B.

Yeah, B stands for behind stage.

You busted your ass to get in on time, but guess what?

There's a special surprise opening act you have to sit through.

Performing a very special unplugged two hour Seth.

Ravi Shanker.

The Haunted Rock Concert Rock concert. Not only do your seats really suck, but you're sharing your section with the most pathetic,

not only do your seats really suck, but you're sharing your section with the most pathetic, most annoying human beings on the planet.

Featuring the guy who smoked a bail a pot and stumbles to the concession stand every 15 minutes.

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