Hey, would your mind bar? It's the Bob and Tom Show. had one of those days when nothing goes right.

Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was,

she was bitching about last night.

So you escape into the bathroom

just to sit there on your throne.

But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

Well, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back.

You might get cold cocktail

if you cross my path

because it's a great day

for me to whop somebody's ass.

Well I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go.

And just before I had a flat tie I spilled it all over my clothes.

When a highway patrolman pulled up,

I thought that help was on the way.

But when he saw the tie tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

Well, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass

It's a bad day

So you better get off my back

You might get cold cocked

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