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It's the Bob and Tom Show.

It's not December, it's barely even November. Outside, it's still too warm for snow to fall.

Halloween was yesterday and winter still a ways away but try to tell that to the folks down

at the mall.

Jesus in his major cradle plus a little token

dreidel in a big display next to the cinema

with three wise men and gifts. the way too early Christmas

with three wise men and gifts they bring just plug them in and they all sing

the way too early Christmas song.

I know you need to satisfy your investors,

but couldn't you wait at least till the Savior's third tribe master?

Finally, just outside the Master cuts was Santa and that fat

bastards hoe hoe hoeing drove me up the wall

something snapped I lost control and kicked him square in his North Pole.

And as he dropped, I decked him in his hearts. So my friends I wish you well from the mall security holding

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