You're going to be. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

B-14. B 14. Once again that is B 14.

Damn it it's the same old thing. Holy ger, Gertie. I am so sick of friggin bingo. I wish there was some other games for senior citizens.

Me too, Ernie. Why can't old people have some fun and exciting games to play?

Hold on folks, now there is a new game designed for elderly people.

Bring them all toys, brings you a new spin on a classic game.

It's Senior Citizens Twister.

Yeah, with Senior Citizens Twister, you and your friends will enjoy hours of fun as you spin and then find out which

body part you put on the brightly colored circles.

Oh boy, let's see. Okay, I got to keep my left foot on blue and put my dentures on red.

Okay, there we go. Okay, your turn, girdy, give her spin. Oh my, that's impossible.

Oh my, that's impossible I have to put one leg of my walker on orange and one on

green you can do it come on I can do it. Come on.

I can do this if I stretch just a little further.

Whoops!

Oh dear!

I just pulled the hose out of my oxygen. The favorite little Twister, you laugh, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wry

in pain.

Uh, uh... writs in pain. Oh, ah!

Oh, this says here, my left foot on the green

and my right foot on blue would it? Oh boy I try it. I don't know if I can get my legs

out far apart. Oh damn it! I broke it!

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