B&T Extra Throwback: Comedian Matt Weinhold
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🗓️ 6 January 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. |
| 0:12.8 | Rock it on the show today a classic from 2007 with comedian Matt Weinhold. |
| 0:18.4 | He's coming up right after this. |
| 0:20.4 | Todd Glass is here with us. |
| 0:22.3 | Now are you married King or Single? I am single right now but |
| 0:26.8 | every time somebody asks me what I look for in a girl I think it sounds corny what I say |
| 0:30.4 | but I do want a girl with a good sense of humor I think that's important and most of the girls |
| 0:34.1 | I go out with her more I guess you would say cute I mean I don't get me wrong I want a |
| 0:38.2 | girl the good sense humor but I'd also like her to be good looking too I don't want like a |
| 0:41.6 | 500 pound ape sitting around the house going |
| 0:44.0 | oh you crack me up! Do the thing when you put the hand under your arm and make the |
| 0:49.8 | fart say I love that. |
| 0:51.8 | Oh oh oh oh! I love that. Oh, bring me in another wheelbarful twinkies. |
| 0:58.0 | You know what I think it is? |
| 1:00.0 | And I'm not saying all women because I don't want to generalize but I think in a relationship |
| 1:04.4 | women look down the road which is positive but some women look too far down the road. |
| 1:08.6 | I mean they can't just take that moment for what it is like I'm at a bar and I ask this girl to dance. She's like, oh |
| 1:14.5 | dance? Oh sure I'd like to dance. |
| 1:16.4 | Someone done dancing. Maybe you go over there. You'll buy me a drink. I'll |
| 1:18.4 | buy a drink a week later. We'll start calling each other. We'll get |
| 1:20.9 | our machines and you'll get me. Then I'll get you. Then we go out on a date and our friend say we're perfect of each other we'll get me then you'll get me then we go out on a date |
| 1:23.2 | and our friends say we're perfect of each other so we have a first kiss then we decide we're |
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