No. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Well, the Bob burned down and no one knew what Penny-Coss Baptist was going to do.

The Sunday brimstone guts of that gum hot, it burned up a church bus in the parking lot.

In a panic, the Reverend Dr. White called up an ex-member that hadn't lived, right?

He owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence.

It's the same Joe's he preached against.

He said, I don't really want to be a hypocrite. It's the same joes he preached against.

He said, I don't really want to be a hypocrite.

I got a Sunday school class about to have fits.

We're all excited about Revival Week and been moved by the spirit,

so to speak.

With all the souls we saved and money we spent we thought

God told us to sell that tent I got a famous evangelist supposed to come and doesn't run out of

chairs will you loan us something? Joe says hell you can just use the whole dang place.

Ain't I don't a jukebox, amazing grace.

I ain't supposed to be open because of them blue laws, but we'll open the night if it's all right

with y'all.

Preacher said, well, I reckon I'd be okay. The good Lord works in mysterious ways.

He's going to talk about Joshua Judges and Ruth, and I reckon I could do it from the DJ booth.

At the First Baptist bar and grill.

It's the only church in the Bible belt that smells like a whiskey still.

When the centers finish one more round, we'll have dinner on the ground and go inside and

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