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Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

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Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Today is January the 9th, 2026.

You guys, today is Friday. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, my God. I know. Oh, yeah. You know, I just never thought it would happen to us. I know. And here we are. Winning the lottery. Thank you for being here. Let's close out the week and get in the weekend. My name is Woody.

That is Greg Gore.

Hoy! We got Menace.

What is up? Hi. Gina Gratt is here. Hi. Seabass is here. We got Sammy. Morgan, Vaughn, Dumbass Tyler, Bort, Menji, and you. Thank you for being here. It is the Woody Show. All right.

Well, if you want to be part of anything, give us a call.

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You can send us a text over to 2-2-987.

We'll get into the DUIQ today.

Give you a chance to win some stuff there.

Basically, whatever we can do to get through this part of your Friday and into the

weekend as quickly as it can. That's what's happening today. You're on the Woody Show. It's National Law Enforcement Day. It's National Apricot Day. Oh, here you go, Greg. It's National Word Nerd Day. Oh, I like that. You're a nerd for a good word. I'm a word nit-hicker. Some say Nazi.

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