Full Show Part Two: April 4, 2023

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🗓️ 4 April 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, the bird show.
0:01.7	Okay, I'm not gonna tell you the answer to this,
0:04.2	but I wanna know for you,
0:06.9	because there's a national average.
0:08.3	The average person has this many negative thoughts
0:12.5	every single day, okay?
0:13.8	I'm not gonna say what the average is.
0:15.9	I just want you to tell us,
0:19.9	estimate how many negative thoughts you have in a day.
0:24.4	Kristen, Cassie, oh boy, Cassie.
0:27.3	Negative.
0:30.1	No, how many negative thoughts do you think you have?
0:32.1	Every little minute just, oh god.
0:34.9	Mm, um, 50.
0:38.2	50.
0:40.3	Is one to kill people negative?
0:41.9	Yes, it is.
0:43.2	They're qualified first, huh?
0:44.0	Yep, in this country.
0:45.4	Yours is low, because you don't drive.
0:47.3	That's fair.
0:50.4	I mean, it could be anything negative.
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