Full Show Part One: April 7, 2023
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 7 April 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. Be really careful what you ask for because you just might get it. |
| 0:05.5 | So there Abby is on a date with a dude who thinks that this would be a great way to finish |
| 0:11.8 | the date. I applaud you. Listen, you guys know I've been striking out in my dating life. |
| 0:18.6 | It's not been going well. I've been all around Atlanta, shattering wine glasses, getting |
| 0:24.2 | swiped left on in real time. So as a very proactive person, I thought to myself, I'm |
| 0:30.4 | going to do something about this. I'm going to get real time feedback from the guys that |
| 0:34.4 | I'm going out with in an attempt to find Mr. Right. So actually weirdly enough, my last |
| 0:40.6 | day in Jacksonville, I met a guy who lives in Atlanta and he was like, once you get here, |
| 0:45.4 | like I'm going to take you out on a date, we're going to go somewhere. So we link up this |
| 0:48.4 | Saturday, we go to the belt line, we'll pop around, have few drinks, we get dinner, and |
| 0:53.8 | then at the end of the night, I passed him my phone and I said, hey, we give me a little |
| 0:58.5 | review on the voicemail. That is brave. Tell me how I did. |
| 1:04.2 | And also super, super stupid. So I have not heard what this man has said about me yet, |
| 1:11.7 | but I thought this would be way better than me roasting the guys I'm going out with. |
| 1:15.6 | Like why not them tell me how I did? I like I said, I applaud the ingenuity. |
| 1:20.0 | I have a couple of questions. Alright, so how did you guys meet in Jacksonville? |
| 1:23.7 | So we were at it, like literally the one bar where 25 year olds in Jacksonville go out |
| 1:28.3 | and it's funny. I was ordering a drink at the bar and he leans over and says something |
| 1:33.2 | to me and I don't know what it was about his presence, but I looked at him and I was like, |
| 1:36.9 | I feel like you live in Atlanta and he goes, oh, I live in Atlanta. No way. I must be |
| 1:40.7 | clear of boy and or something. Or he just had like an aura of just fratty Georgia looking |
| 1:45.4 | boy. And so me and his friends and my friends hung out all night and he goes me out. |
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