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All right, Kristen, so the stress started in the bathroom.

Well, I got a bathroom dilemma,

and I would like to hear each of your all's takes as to how you would handle said bathroom dilemma.

I think we've all been there at some point in time and I would just love to know what your solution would be to this problem.

So you get somewhere, your stomach hits,

you have to use the bathroom.

Not number one, but a number two.

Okay?

So you're in a public place, you go in, it's a stall situation,

so it's a shared bathroom facility, it's not just like go in you know and it's a it's a one-off

and you go into the stall you're not paying attention you sit down and there's no toilet paper

no Lord that was me. What do you do? What is your plan of action? How

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