FULL SHOW: Near Death Date, The Moaner Loser Line + Motorcycle Whisperer Prank (4/27/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Monday, April 27th, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | All right, we're starting a full hour and you're choosing to be here. |
| 0:03.8 | What does that say about you? |
| 0:05.0 | Well, we don't know that for sure. |
| 0:06.3 | They could be forced. |
| 0:07.2 | This is actually your warning. This is about to be a full hour. So get out right now or you lock it in. If you're your friend's car listening, jump out now. Hey, thanks for being here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And by the way, I was the host of my, |
| 0:19.4 | the public elementary school where my kids go to, |
| 0:21.3 | they had a fundraiser this weekend and I hosted. |
| 0:23.2 | And there was a, the way I was the host of my the public elementary school where my kids go |
| 0:21.0 | to they had a fundraiser this weekend and I hosted and there was a the sound guy was like wait |
| 0:25.2 | what you're on that podcast? Podcasts yes and then he's like oh man I found that on YouTube and I've |
| 0:32.7 | been listening but he's been listening to like the unofficial stolen audio. I'm like, yo. |
| 0:54.4 | So I'm glad that people are hearing it. It would just be nice if they could be directed to at Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube. You found the official podcast. So thank you so much for being here. Yeah. Yeah. So shout out to that guy. Maybe he's here. I don't know. Maybe he didn't listen to me. Maybe he found us or he's not yet. No idea. |
| 0:57.1 | But first, before we get to this hour, what are the comments? |
| 0:57.4 | Yes. |
| 1:28.3 | Well, I forget it's prom season right now. A lot of already happened and some are still coming up. But 258, Firebird said, I went to five different proms my senior year in 2012 and four proms the year before that. I got asked with car paint, over the school intercoms, a giant sign hanging off a bridge and a girl delivering flowers to me. Oh wait, it's a guy that went to that mini? I don't know. He's getting asked? No, or a girl just delivered for him? I don't know. I don't know. I hope. This guy's getting courted all around. Really impressive work out there. I mean, I don't know how you have enough money to go to college now after you're going to that many poems. Do you need five different dresses? No, you reuse. You reuse. Different school. They won't know. Yeah, that's true. All right. Let's get to your full hour. right now. What is it about the military lately that's got them all so tense? |
| 1:47.6 | I can think of a couple things. |
| 1:49.7 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Maybe we need to take a page out of Finland's armed forces. |
| 1:55.0 | Of course. Because four Finnish Air Force pilots are making the news today for being super chill. |
| 2:01.6 | Oh, okay. |
| 2:02.6 | What's up, Finnish hotties? |
| 2:04.6 | Now, they didn't release... |
| 2:05.6 | I just assume they're hot. |
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