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Full Show: Monday, June 27, 2022

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2022

⏱️ 115 minutes

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0:00.0

the virtue. They were going into the wedding this week and pretty stressed out. I mean,

0:05.3

you have your regular stresses that come with weddings, you know, trying to please everybody,

0:11.1

even though it's your special day, you should be able to do whatever you want on your special

0:14.6

day, but it's not. So they were all stressed out going into the weekend, not really about

0:20.6

the planning, but what was going to happen at the after party because they both had two

0:25.5

different versions of what should happen after the wedding.

0:28.4

Yes, sir. So they've been together for two years and they were getting married in a couple

0:31.7

of days. And the problem is they have a bunch of friends coming in that they haven't seen

0:35.4

for years, college friends, old friends, family friends. And so she wanted to have a traditional

0:40.8

wedding in every sense of the word except for the after party. She didn't want it to be just

0:45.5

the two of them to run off because she felt like they now wouldn't have been enough time to

0:48.9

have been spent with her friends and family. So she wanted to have an after party where everybody

0:52.3

would be involved since this kind of like a few times like the lifetime kind of a thing, but

0:57.3

Osman wasn't feeling it. He wanted to run off and just be the two of them and she's like,

1:00.4

listen, we've been playing piano for years. This is not like we have to go in and do it for the

1:04.7

first time kind of traditional thing. So she didn't get why it was such a big deal to him.

1:08.9

And her maid of honor was coordinating the party as she was like talking to us. And so she,

1:12.9

we're trying to figure out what she decided to do. So all he wanted to do is like after the wedding

1:17.4

is, all right, we'll go around and we'll say, hey, everybody, but then we got to consummate this

1:22.4

thing. And she's like, you know what? I mean, we got the rest of our life.

1:25.5

They wanted to do or he wanted to do the reception and then just bounce back to the hotel room.

1:29.8

Right. Yep. And she wanted to go and hang out with friends. I think you said on Friday,

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