This is the Bird Show.

Our producer, our phone screen, or Mike, he's not even working today.

He only works on Mondays, but he feels so passionate about this one particular subject.

He's like, I will cleaver my schedule to talk about

dudes peen sitting down. He became passionate when I went into the phone

screen room yesterday and I was like hey you're gonna be on the air with this but

you're just gonna do it via, okay? Hey Mikey.

Hey everybody, what's the word?

Well now I know why they call you messy Mikey.

Exactly the cleaner.

Yeah, it is.

All right, go ahead.

State your case here.

How do we even get into this yesterday?

Yeah, so it all started, the debate about men sitting down to urinate all started with Abby's unhinged segment yesterday.

Yesterday we were doing the unhinged segment

where I played the worst dating app prompts

that guys voice on the app.

And yesterday, some guys said and admitted to peen while sitting down.

Sometimes I pee sitting down so don't be too impressed. That was it.

Lower your expectations, girllies.

Okay.

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