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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Jake's deep dive into the world of crochet brought us one of our favorite new sound bites of the year. Will Jake successfully make an Octopus by the end of the week? Also, an update on Klein's stolen car takes away any sympathy you once had (plus he finally tried the 'egg trick' and yes, he's cursed). We also have two potential new challenges to explore: One-Arm Gary asked for a pool rematch against Ally which quickly morphed into a doubles ping pong battle between Ally, Klein, One-Arm Gary & One-Leg Larry. And yes, One-Leg Larry is Gary's long lost relative who we have yet to meet. The other challenge comes from Klein, who claims he can identify any hot dog brand in a blind taste test. Think he can do it? All we know is the next few weeks just got a lot more interesting...

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Are you ready?
0:33.8	Hello, Connell, you little bitch.
0:37.0	Hello, my favorite people in the whole white world.
0:39.5	Good morning, everybody.
0:41.3	Hello, sweet David State.
0:42.7	Did you see that?
0:43.7	Be about, Klinelli Show.
0:45.4	Let's get the still shouted.
0:47.4	The show started.
0:49.8	The show started.
0:50.7	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:53.5	Three, two, one.
0:57.0	And here we go.
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