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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

A Water Sommelier

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.1

Fair Rock, Klein Alley Show, one of Ali's birthday surprises, has officially entered the studio.

0:35.5

I believe he is the world's only only or at least the world's best

0:37.8

known water somalié martin reese it's interesting to have you in here for a few reasons one of them i

0:43.3

think is the fact that a lot of people are doing dry january now they're not drinking booze they're

0:46.8

focusing more in hydration we have heard now from every doctor in the effin world that uh we need to

0:52.8

drink more water at least eight glasses a day and then

0:55.9

the type of water we drink is important you've got alley over here putting water out in the moon

0:59.5

beams trying to collect moon water yes and i also make water cocktails now not with alcohol but i've got

1:04.8

you know juiced up water with electrolytes and fiber and collagen and things like that so you were a

1:09.3

real trendsetter because it was like almost more than 10 years ago that you started making national and international news as this water Somalia, which seemed like a made up job. Yeah. I think like everybody who are like telling me like, so what's your job? And I drink water professionally. And they're like, yeah, right. You say, no, I'm a water somewhere again. They're like, come on. There has to be, that has to be from the onion. It has to be a joke. But let's be honest, we're all engaging with water every day. Water is our most important beverage. Therefore, why not taking this as a job? And since I met you, and this was a long time ago, it's wild.

1:44.9

Nali was saying this, and I didn't realize since I had kids in my own.

1:47.2

But, man, they are forcing kids to stay hydrated.

1:49.4

They must go everywhere with a water bottle.

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