Acast recommends. Calling all holiday lovers, welcome to Passports Please, the podcast that hacks your

holidays. I'm Chelsea, also known as the cheap holiday expert online. And I'm James, the one that

just loves a holiday. Fancy, finding out how to blag your way through a city break without a plan?

Covered. Wondering what you should do if you ever forget your passport. Speaking from experience, James.

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So grab your headphones and your carry on and let's make your next trip unforgettable for the right reasons.

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This could go in a lot of different directions.

The only thing you need to know going into this is that 911 was called after a first date. Now you fill in the

blanks. Yeah, this first date was like a menagerie of mishapes, just like awkward from top to bottom,

even starting from how I was set up, because it started at my end of treatment party.

I had a couple fellow bisexuals there.

For those that don't know treatment and don't know what you're talking about, you want to explain to?

So, yeah, I had tongue cancer.

I ended treatment a few months ago and Kristen and everybody here was amazing and threw me like this

awesome party and had my friends and family come and it was just like such an amazing time

except for this um the fellow bisexuals they gifted me a a card that was super sweet and it had a gift

card uh to go see a movie.

So in the card, they wrote, you know, all the really kind things like, oh, congratulations

on your treat me, blah, blah, blah.

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