FULL SHOW: Door Dash Date, Strangest Grad Gifts + Bean Train Loser Line (6/1/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Monday, June 1st, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Thanks for being here on a Monday. |
| 0:01.3 | We got a brand new full hour for you with the new loser line. We got a brand new second date. But we're going to reflect a minute because there was a lot of comments from Friday's episode. Yes. Oh, Jeff's 1,000th song. Yes. He killed it. Yes. And we got, Jeffrey made me shed my 1,000th a tear. Congratulations. Go for another thousand. I've been at my job for over 35 years, so I can kind of relate. Wow. That is a long time. That song made me laugh. So many relatable lyrics. Thank you for years of service, Jeffrey. Oh, service. That was a salute, I believe. Yes, it's a salute. So, hey, if you're not already following our YouTube page, definitely do that. We're getting lots of videos up, including Jeff's song in the week every week. We've got a new second date or awkward video tomorrow. A video. Yeah, yeah. Some video. Yeah, yeah, some video. But anyway, we're doing more of it. So definitely follow the YouTube. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey, and your brand new full hour starts right now. How do you show your boyfriend you really love him? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Got some ideas, Jeff. Well, okay. Let's keep it PG, Brooke. That's what I met. Like making dinner. Oh. Yeah. That's not what I was. |
| 1:11.2 | I was. |
| 1:11.2 | I really it. |
| 1:11.9 | Well, a 28-year-old woman in Florida decided the best way was to graffiti love messages to her boo in a public park. |
| 1:19.9 | Oh. |
| 1:21.0 | She walked right up to the slide on a children's playground and spray painted the words, John, we're late. |
| 1:28.2 | Oh no! |
| 1:29.3 | Now she's in jail and we've got to do WCIII. |
| 1:35.3 | I was ready. |
| 1:36.3 | I was invested. |
| 1:37.3 | Which clip is it? |
| 1:38.3 | Two viral sound bites from the internet, only enough time to play one. |
| 1:42.3 | Let's get right to your choices. |
| 1:43.3 | Your first option |
| 1:44.9 | is a tragic and frankly depressing 13 second clip of a seven-year-old boy who doesn't know how to put on his own pants |
| 1:53.1 | oh good get it together kid super depressing or option two a 30-second clip of a passionate and talented little bird |
| 2:05.2 | who my co-host all shunned for almost an entire year cold-heartedly back in 2022. |
| 2:12.6 | Crackers, the singing parrot. |
| 2:14.7 | You all signed the petition to have him euthanized in front of his children. |
| 2:18.9 | Oh my God. |
| 2:19.3 | But he beat death and is back with a brand new song. |
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