Hey, it's Thanksgiving week, and we've got you covered with full hour episodes this week. Yeah, who else is pre-funken? You got to eat a turkey every day so you're still to get a stand. Oh, start now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really funny. Or get mashed potatoes every day. See, I start with a Cornish game hen and then slowly work my way up. Than a chicken? Yes, until I'm eating a full turkey all on my own. Pretty soon it'll be ostrich.

Yeah, yeah.

For sure.

For sure.

Well, we're so glad to have you here, and we love to start with your comments because you are our number one most thankful thing this week. Yes, you are. Speaking of Thanksgiving, Anna said, I feel like Jeff is the type of person that has those separation plates at Thanksgiving, so his food doesn't touch like a child. I thought you were talking charger plates. You mean the little, like, actual children raised areas? I could see that for a chef. Yeah, me too. He's not really a mix of food up type of guy. No, no, not at all. But he's not having a plastic kids plate. It's like a gold plate. Yeah. Nice one. And I bet he doesn't even like pour gravy. I bet he has mash and then dips a little bit on the gravy. Interesting. Doesn't he seem like a gravy dipper? So annoying. Just kidding. We love Jeffrey. All right. You're going to get a lot of them. Here's your full hour right now. You ever done something so stupid? It's actually genius.

No.

It's Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning.

Isn't that the whole basis of this show?

Pretty much.

Okay.

I asked because one very questionable decision just gave us our new hero of the week.

Oh, I love us a hero.

His name is Maurice Lawson from Spotsylvania, Virginia. And the other day, he decided to play the state's lottery pick five game. Oh. Very simple, too. You just pick out five single digit numbers. Okay. And there's two drawings per day. You match the numbers you win. Okay. It's not like the main lottery. Maurice purchased four lottery tickets.

Yeah.

And Jose, you're a lottery guy.

Yeah. Usually when you play the lottery, the strategy is to pick out a few different combinations of numbers. Yes. Yes. Well, no one picks the same numbers. Maurice doesn't think like we do. Oh, no. He went with the bold strategy of using the same exact numbers on all four lotto tickets. That defeats the purpose, bro.

He went 4344.

Wait, four times.

Hey, those were his numbers.

Logically terrible idea.

That's very dumb.

And trust me, the show is very familiar with terrible bad ideas.

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