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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2025
⏱️ 119 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
| 0:27.3 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's Show. |
| 0:30.2 | All right, welcome to another Klein Alley Show podcast. |
| 0:34.0 | Yes, we have hand-selected some moments for you because we're taking a little time off for the holiday. And you get to enjoy some of the best moments in podcast. Yes, we have hand-selected some moments for you because we're taking a little time off for the holiday and you get to enjoy some of the best moments in podcast history, including another visit to the pawn shop from Jake, this time bringing all the fat stuff that doesn't fit him anymore. Yeah, that's right. Will the pawn shop, like mama, be interested in buying all of his fat clothes and fat things like the spoon he eats |
| 0:55.2 | ice cream with we'll find out and perhaps you've heard this episode but i promise you it's funnier |
| 0:59.5 | at the second and or third time plus this is the episode alley where our show gets roasted by |
| 1:04.1 | a i oh nice the robots take us down a peg and i believe uh your kids make an appearance as well |
| 1:10.0 | because they hate you every day of the week that That's right. A very special Klein's kids hate him. All coming off that and so much more in this bonus episode of Client. Well, it's not really a bonus. We're just taking some time off. A rehashed version. It's a rerun you didn't ask for, but you're getting it anyway. And I bet you'll love it. So download it and listen to every goddamn word. Do you think you're good at flirting? Are you good at being hit on or hitting on others? I feel like nowadays, because people maybe were good at flirting in real life, does that flirting necessarily translate to meeting someone on Instagram or meeting someone on the dating apps? I think that's a different style of flirting altogether. I think what you have to learn about flirting is that it's about the journey, not the result. You can't flirt with someone going like, oh, what am I going to say next to get them to sleep with me? You just have to have real conversations with people, and if things lead there, they lead there. But then also, you do want to think about what is the game plan? |
| 2:01.6 | Because if not, you're just wasting a lot of your time having a conversation with another, quote, friend. And who needs that, right? Well, if you're having a good conversation, it's not a waste of time. I'm sure Johnny the Rizmaster would tell you the same thing. He's all just about connection, right, Johnny? Over the next few days, we're each going to have an opportunity to flirt with a AI robot. |
| 2:02.6 | Now, this is something that has been put. connection, right, Johnny? Over the next few days, we're each going to have an opportunity to flirt with |
| 2:18.9 | a AI robot. Now, this is something that has been put together through Tinder. It is a simulation |
| 2:24.2 | that allows you to meet someone, simulate exactly how that conversation would go if you were to meet |
| 2:30.1 | them in real life. And then it lets you know at the end of the conversation how'd you do would |
| 2:34.9 | you have actually gotten a date with this person yeah you have to practice picking people up so |
| 2:38.8 | before you actually get in the game alley's going to go first now she uh she you don't get to pick |
| 2:43.3 | who the person you don't get to really pick anything i think you just gives you an AI attractive |
| 2:48.0 | person right and a scenario and then we get you get to react and talk to them in real time. |
| 2:53.3 | And this was the conversation that Ali had yesterday. |
| 2:56.0 | And you let me know if you think it was a success or not. |
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