Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Ooh, this is going to be a good one, Klein. Yeah, welcome to whatever the hell day it is, Klein Alley Show, giving you some of our favorite moments, hand-selected

by yours truly. And by that we mean we forced Jake to put this together in the back room. And then he said, ah, damn it. But we actually did have some good stuff that we wanted you to hear, and perhaps you never heard it, or maybe, just maybe you forgot it happened. Remember when my wife's got, My wife's a car got stolen.

Oh my God.

That's right.

She got her car got stolen.

And then Jake played a fake police officer and said they it happened. Remember when my wife's got, my wife's a car got stolen? Oh my God, that's right. She got her car

got stolen. And then Jake played a fake police officer and said they recovered the vehicle. Yeah, which apparently is illegal to impersonate a police officer. But regardless, it didn't stop from fooling my wife. She was upset about it, very upset about it. Apparently the car was being used as a mobile drug lab. And we give you that moment today, which almost cost me my marriage.

Yes, and also my personal favorite of Apparently the car was being used as a mobile drug lab. And we give you that moment today, which almost cost me my marriage.

Yes, and also my personal favorite of 2025 so far was Vanessa's appearance at Pride.

And she decided to take the reins and do a game, gay, or nay.

But it really went off the rails because she was shuasted.

And if that was not enough because we're the show that keeps on giving,

this is the episode where I face my biggest fear and get my nipple pierced. Whoa, what an episode. Lost my bet, put a hole in my giant nipple, excuse me, put a giant hole in my tiny nipple, and you get to witness all of that and more in this exciting podcast, which starts right now. Allie and I are always battling out to try to be good people.

Believe it or not, if you're new to the show, you may hear some of the terrible things we talk about and think, wow, these are not good people. But our goal, really, I believe, is to be good people. And we think the best thing a person can do is save the life of another person. I tried to save a dog's life. I tried to save a That was a statue

I tried to save a man

That was dead in a van

Or it was dying in a van

There was nobody in the van

It was a shoe a dog's life. I tried to save a man that was dead in a van or it was dying in a van.

There was nobody in the van. It was a shoe.

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