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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 111 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. |
| 0:23.4 | That's right. |
| 0:24.1 | Five dollars. |
| 0:25.2 | Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. |
| 0:27.2 | Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:31.3 | K. Rock Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:32.4 | Yesterday, we revealed some very judging statements. |
| 0:36.5 | At least we got judged a lot by you guys, and that is that no one |
| 0:39.2 | on the show ever received the talk from our parents. Never got the talk. Yeah, and it seems like it was |
| 0:43.8 | detrimental to our upbringing. All of us. Every single one of us for different reasons and get the |
| 0:47.9 | talk. And it seems like it's being passed down to each generation because your kids have not |
| 0:52.2 | had the talk yet either. And it seemed that they were getting some really weird misconceptions about how babies are made mainly you told them at first that they were made through clay and now they realize that it's when a man and a woman roll around together on the couch right and then they're picking up other things like this this was my kid |
| 1:09.3 | if you pretty is when you like up and get fat boobies. Which that... She ain't wrong. Yeah, that is pretty accurate. Not everyone gets fat boobies. Sometimes you've got to get implants. Unfortunately. Sometimes you get fake boobies. Right, so I just want to clear out. Make sure she knows that. I got a reminder of that later. Like mommy. |
| 1:30.7 | Right, right, right. You get fake boobies. Right. So I just want to clear up. Make sure she knows that. |
| 1:28.6 | I got a reminder of that later. |
| 1:29.8 | Like mommy. Right, right. Sometimes you got a, you know, get a little help. Sometimes you do it early and sometimes you do it during your midlife crisis. Either way, you got to go. One way or another, you get your fat boobies. Don't worry. Well, I decided to get ahead of it in my house. |
| 1:44.3 | Your kid's four. |
| 1:45.1 | What are you talking about? |
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