This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

That's right.

Five dollars.

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

Finally, someone far more qualified than us to be on these airways.

We say good morning to Kevin Ryder.

Good morning, Kevin Ryder.

Hey, what's up? Thank you so much, sarcastically, for making me spend so much of my time these past

two weeks sitting in public bathrooms for what clearly... Isn't it shocking how long it takes to get an

interviewer to? Dude, it is. I would come in here every day, and I would say, don't worry, tomorrow I'll have bathroom

interviews done.

And then I would go, and I would set up shop in a bathroom, and sit and wait, and wait, and

maybe no one would come, or maybe someone would, and they would say nothing to me.

I would be ignored.

And I said, no wonder Kevin Ryder forced me to try to do this one because he knew how miserable it would make me.

It is the worst one, yes.

It's the worst one. It's by far the worst one.

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