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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Please enjoy some of our favorite moments of the last year. This will be copy and pasted for the rest of the week

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Are you ready to tell us all that we were right and you were wrong? Go ahead, Allie. We're waiting. I don't know yet if I'm wrong. Oh, yes. We all know. We warned you six months ago you'd be wrong. And now here we are in the present and you are wrong. Okay. And everyone listening to the show that listened a little while ago will remember this conversation. Jake went back and listened to some old audio today. He says, we all try to warn you this would happen, and now here we are. This was a crap

0:54.7

shoot I know from the beginning. Last year, I have an old car, an old Tesla. It's like one of the

1:01.6

first ones, Tesla S, and it's great for a lot of reasons because I don't like going to the gas

1:07.5

station every single week. I have a long commute. It makes sense.

1:12.3

I bought it used for my stepdad.

1:18.1

Now, since I have started driving it, there have been a couple of minor issues.

1:19.6

And a lot of major ones.

1:21.9

There were a few sensors that were popping out.

1:23.1

Had to get those replaced.

1:25.8

I had to get the tires replaced multiple times.

1:46.6

Apparently, that's an issue with Tesla's. Now, last year, I experienced a situation where the car was just like powering down. It was just like, just turtle mode, no brakes. It was pretty dangerous. I brought it in. They said, you need some work. It's going to cost about $8,000 to fix everything. And I also, the screen was leaking. Yeah, leaking goo. Yeah, the display was...

1:53.0

And we all told you at this point, you got to go ahead and just leave it on the side of the road and move

1:57.5

on. Yeah. We all warned you. We said, what are you doing at this point? I decided this was now almost the entire value of the car when I originally bought it. Yeah, you now paid double what you paid for the car originally just to try to fix it and make it. Yeah, you buy it from like your dad or something? My stepdad. She got a great deal because the guy was basically going to get rid of it anyway. And he said this. offered him a crappy deal so he just said I'll just give you the crappy deal. You can match their crappy deal and it's your car.

2:21.3

Allie. going to get rid of it anyway. And he said, Tesla offered him a crappy deal. So he just said, I'll just give you the crappy deal. You can match their crappy deal and it's your car. Ali, you paid the guy. And I'm known to match a crappy deal. Now, he loves a good crappy deal. So I decided to move forward with the battery replacement and the infotainment upgrade, all that crap because I figured, hey, at the end of the day, I'm going to have kind of a new car because they let me know that once you replace this little battery, you're good for a long time. The only thing that we could see you might needing in the next year is maybe some new breaks, and you need those every 150,000 miles. So I thought I'm on easy street after this.

2:51.2

And we all warned you you're not. And this is a big mistake. And this thing is letting you know. Why blame you? Why you blame me? Because your bad luck is now jumped onto me. No way. Oh, yeah. No way. Your bad car luck? You already had the bad car luck to begin with it. Yeah, you started. You probably gave me the bad car luck for a little bit, and then you just got it back.

3:09.3

Take it back, bitch.

3:10.3

I don't want it.

3:10.8

Carlock from the get-go. You already had the bad car luck to begin with it. Yeah, you started. You probably gave me the bad car luck for a little bit, and then you just got it back.

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