This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

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That's right.

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There's no way you will hear this and not get incredibly frustrated.

Good luck.

I'm just warning you, we've all heard versions of this and all of us

are equally frustrated, but apparently Jake the nerd, who is very single, understandably,

was out over the weekend, watched a lot of football. Did you go watch every one of those games

at bars? Jake, we have the same bar, different bars for all the football games. I, for the Seahawks game,

I went to a friend's house all from Washington State. So it's just all Seahawks fans.

All squawing at each other for four hours.

Just literally just squawing at each other.

All time.

That's the only way we converse.

And my least wanted destination would be there.

That would be my equivalent of hell.

It's a bunch of squaw, squaw!

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