Christian. Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Good morning, Jack. Good morning, Patsy. Morning, guys. How was everyone's Valentine's yesterday?

Patsy? Oh, yes. Yeah, we did lots. Just the norm. Homework. Dinner. Bed. Very romantic.

I treated that special lady in my life too, a takeaway last night

because she's worth it. So we've got a takeaway Indian last night and it's a new one. One of these

where they do take out, but you come and get it. You come pick it up. Old fashioned. Yeah, yeah. So,

you know, you're like, so I had to go and wait there,

and this restaurant was packed,

and there wasn't anyone under 50 in there.

But these were,

these were not married 50-year-olds.

These people were on the second lap around.

Grady guys.

I'd never see anything like it.

It was like, oh, wow.

I was actually happy to wait 10 minutes just to eavesdrop and watch people.

I felt like David Attenborough there, just observing it all.

These were people who were on their second lap in a relationship,

and on maybe a second or third date.

It was literally like a TV show, like a set I'd walked into.

And I could tell because everyone was sat up and pretending to be interested in the other person.

You can tell.

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