FULL: On Holiday - Best Bits
The Christian O’Connell Show
GOLD and iHeart Australia
4.7 • 823 Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2023
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Replaying some of our favourite bits from the year!
Like when we asked for your House Rules, Killer Facts, and.. Washing Machine Repairers
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| 0:00.0 | Christian. |
| 0:01.2 | Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. We heard from one of you called Robert, who had an unusual elbow injury, and it meant that one of the side effects after your recovery was, when he was driving, he couldn't turn left. So on the show today, what can't you do? Patsy, you love this. Just now, old mate, Jackie, goes to me, don't come to me here because there's nothing I can't do. I'm pretty sure I could have a couple of them. |
| 0:03.3 | No. Patsy you love this. Just now, old mate Jackie goes to me, don't come to me here because there's nothing I can't do. |
| 0:22.2 | I'm pretty sure I could have a couple of the top of the head. I have thought of one. Yeah, oh, you found a weakness. Oh, Superman. What is it? I must have tucked it away in a room never to visit again. Repressed memory. Yes, repressed memory from high school. I could never and still can't jump off one foot. |
| 0:20.9 | When you play basketball and volleyball, it's very handy for your vertical leap to jump off one foot, but I could never coordinate it, so I'd have to jump off two feet. And when I tried to jump off one foot, I would hardly get off the ground. How bizarre. Yeah. And when I got taller, people asked, like, can you dunk? It's like, not even close. You can hardly touch the bottom of the neck. That is what everyone asks, a tall person like you, isn't it? But you good at basketball. Some of the ones that came through on socials, we put it on yesterday from Ange, I'm right hand dominant. can't brush my teeth with my right hand. Christian, I can't |
| 0:54.2 | dive when I go swim put it on yesterday from Ange. I'm right hand dominant. Can't brush my teeth with my right hand. |
| 1:12.6 | Christian, I can't dive when I go swimming. I have to jump in feet first and I'm an adult. That's |
| 1:17.6 | from Warwick. What can't you do? Trina? I can't lift my left eyebrow. So when I go to lift my eyebrows, |
| 1:24.2 | only my right one goes up. So you can't look quizzical? |
| 1:30.0 | No, but I look like a comic book villain. |
| 1:32.8 | So anytime I'm surprised, they look like some weird comic book villain or like I don't |
| 1:37.1 | trust people or something. |
| 1:38.7 | So it was great when the kids were little because they'd tell me a story and the face |
| 1:41.7 | would go up and they'd just confess to whatever they're lying about |
| 1:44.6 | because they look like I can't trust them. |
| 1:48.2 | So what happens when you, someone tells you something amazing and the rest of us would go, wow, |
| 1:53.6 | and both eyebrows would go up. What? You'll just have one. |
| 1:56.8 | Just the right one goes up and it looks like I'm just evil. |
| 2:00.0 | Yeah. All right, Trina, thank you very much. You call. Janet, what can't you do? just the right one goes up and it looks like I'm just evil yeah |
| 2:00.9 | all right Trina thank you very much you call |
| 2:03.3 | Janet what can't you do |
| 2:04.7 | certain words I can't say which is |
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