Hey, my Godd, good morning.

The Christian O'Connell Show, podcast.

Hey, good morning, it's the Christian O'Connell Show.

Tuesday morning. Already my morning, it's good off, to a bit of a strange start.

You know, when you sit down and you hear a crunch under your ass, and you know, that's broken.

You just know, you think, yeah, I sat, got in the car today this morning.

You know in the morning as well when you get in your car, don't you slump into it?

Oh yeah.

You just go, all your weight down.

Yeah, he just, uh, as soon as I sat in my car this morning at 5 a.m.

I had this crunch and I knew straight away I was up damn mate that's my glasses in the back pocket

you know when every time I put my glass in my back pocket I think

I shouldn't put them in my back pocket I'll sit on them

because the bum is where you sit on and this is what I'm going to be reduced

to looking up this morning during the show when I need to read out emails

you look like you can't take this guy seriously

no matter what I say this one I goodness, guys, see, that laughter there.

You ever said, listen, guys, I've been looking, I've worked out the fullness, cure the common cold.

Millions are going to be solved, but I'm telling you about this, you're not taking it seriously.

What's that? Jerry Lewis from the nutty professor?

Where's a guffat? I can't come on the breakfast show and speak to people small like this.

I don't know what to do.

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