Full Circle & Full Sweat in Firenze
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
On this episode the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is back from her whirlwind week abroad after stalking down Harry Styles in italy. She sweat it out in the bathrooms at the Firenze Outlets, ate her weight in salami and handed out band aids to the youth at the music festival. SHE'S BACK BABY!!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:13.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:16.0 | I want to satisfy. |
| 0:20.0 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:24.0 | and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:27.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. How are you? |
| 0:29.0 | You girls back from the London, the I was in the Florence. |
| 0:34.0 | I was, I don't know what the fuck is going on with my eye right now. |
| 0:38.0 | It is twitching. My right eye has been on a twitch. |
| 0:40.0 | I think it's a jet lag. It's the jet stream. |
| 0:44.0 | You know, I was flying back from London yesterday wondering, |
| 0:47.0 | jet stream is a wild thing. |
| 0:49.0 | You know, this flat earthers, I don't know what the fuck they were all up in arms about, |
| 0:52.0 | because earth isn't flat. |
| 0:54.0 | Okay, you know what the jet stream is? |
| 0:56.0 | You're going against the stream. |
| 0:58.0 | Okay, you're going upstream. |
| 1:00.0 | It's the jet stream. Everybody understands that. |
| 1:02.0 | You know, it took me nine and a half hours to get back from London, |
| 1:05.0 | but it only takes you six and a half to get over there. |
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