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The Christian O’Connell Show

FULL: Chickety China The Chinese Chicken

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Music Interviews, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Why Christian Was Off Yesterday, Double Thumbs Up, Red Cap Dad, The People's Playlist, Patsy's Weekend Plans and The Timewaster

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0:00.0

IHart Podcasts. You can hear more. Gold 104.3 podcast, playlist and listen live on the free IHart app.

0:09.3

Got anything good?

0:11.1

Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:18.6

Good morning, Pat. Morning.

0:20.3

Good morning. Alex. Morning. I love this song so much. Good morning. Good morning, good to know, mate. We've got quite a few of them, so we can't keep doing that for every song. This time yesterday morning, I was in a very bad way. So around about Thursday morning 1 a.m. I woke up in terrible stomach cramps, okay? And then you know, if you're an adult, you know what comes next. Yeah. It doesn't just stay like that. That's the warning sign that you need to start moving to the toilet and wait, and you won't have to wait that long. And so for several hours, there was a lot of non-stop action. Oh, dear. And then it also starts to then come out my mouth as well.

0:56.2

Oh, no, that's the weird.

0:58.0

You got to scramble.

0:59.2

Yeah, just sink, sit back down.

1:01.4

It was like quite a lot of workout, really, you know.

1:05.0

Both ends.

1:05.7

And then I was like, got to get to work.

1:08.8

Got to get to work.

1:09.5

And I'm telling you now that Uber ride in was the most 22 buck clenching.

1:15.9

Like, Svinkter pulled up to my throat.

1:19.5

And I was, it's actually bringing me out in cold sweats, the fear of it.

1:22.5

Several times I was on the verge of actually, a couple times I was clenching the headrests of the seat in front of me.

1:29.0

And the Uber driver would recognise

1:30.0

He'd pick me up before

1:30.6

and he actually

1:31.4

He'd pick me up before and he actually sat at one point, you're very quiet today. And I was just like, why, even speaking could launch an avalanche again. Neither of us want. And he said earlier, oh, passenger number one, I was like, I can't, I can't crap my staff back to this. At the one point, I actually was very close as we were going along Punt Road, and it was going over the top just as you go crest into Richmond, leave Turrette behind, that I might actually get him to this dump me by the botanical gardens. And I could find some hedges there and just fertilize the land. That's very thoughtful of you. But also, I'm looking at my watch thinking, show start 6 a.m. Show star 6 a.m. The Christian have gone on Show star 6 o. I make it into here. As soon as I'm walking in a bit, we're going to throw up outside. I'm thinking, this is all looking good. Yes, no, it was actually me. I tried to get it on Patsy's car, but I think, better luck next time, I might say, you know, not this time, but one time, but one time I will get it. I get into here, right, and I go and hide in the treehouse and lie down the couch, I'm starting to dry heave there, and I have to run to a toilet, and I'm thinking, I don't know how I'm going to do today's show unless they drape a microphone cord and cable into trap one there. So I tell the same, I've got to go home. I get out the front here and I'm like, I don't know how I'm going to get home. I'm really worried. I'm going to have an accident. I'm thinking, do I call my wife? Do I just message her? I don't want to wake

1:31.6

up. She'll get really upset, you know, like an emergency is happening. And it is a kind of emergency, but not capital locks emergency. But still. You know, I think it should be, I start to type out a message going, hey, if you're awake. I thought, what? What comes next?

2:52.0

What about 25 years in that part of an issue?

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