Christian. Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. My wife and I were moving her mum, so my mother-in-law, and I was really hangary.

And so my wife was still sorting up bits around at her mum's. And so I sent her, or I thought I sent her, a screenshot of some pizzas that she likes, right, to let me know which one. She never got back to me. So I rang and went, hey, listen, they closed in about 20 minutes.

We need to put the order in.

She goes, I was waiting for you to send me the screenshot of the menu,

and I sent it to you.

Also, I gave my phone to my kids and said, hey, do you want a pizza?

Take my phone, just add it to the order. They're in the other room and they were giggling, okay? And obviously, alarm bells should have rung them, but it didn't.

The next day I'm seeing, I'm getting replies on Instagram.

People go, strange post, but can I have the margarita?

And I'm seeing the screenshot, right?

Now I'm thinking, maybe my wife posted on Instagram and tagged me.

Strange post, but anyway, that's my wife.

Then Rio goes, hey, you know this, why did you post to the Christian O'Connell official Instagram page, a screenshot with no words of a pizza takeaway menu?

That's what the kids did.

I thought that was odd. Do you know, that's Patsy, that's what my kids did. I thought that was odd.

You know that's Patsy? That's what my kids did.

I was waiting for a part two to come.

Were you waiting?

Yeah, I thought what on earth is he doing?

It's got a joke about this, but we just have to wait until he post part two.

And then, yeah, until then I never realized he never posted part two.

It's just a pizza menu.

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