Talk Radio across the UK, online, on DAB and on your smart speaker, the Independent Republic of Mike Graham right here on the fastest growing radio station on the planet. It is, of course, talk radio. Well, you might think the world is falling apart, but here at the home of common sense, we're going to be setting you straight. We are not running out of HGV drivers.

We are not running out of petrol.

And we are also not running out of CO2.

Or anything else.

Turkeys, pigs in blankets, mushrooms, broccoli, apples.

We're not running out of anything.

The only reason there's a problem is because there are an awful lot of stupid people out there who think that actually just because somebody says don't panic,

you must immediately do the complete opposite and panic. Well done. Congratulations to all of you

numpties out there who have managed to cause a fuel shortage by insisting on filling up your cars

when you didn't actually need to.

And a special prize goes to those people who turned up over the weekend at various different

petrol stations with a lot of jerry cans.

Because the best thing to do for me is to drive around very, very fast in a car with

massive explosives in the back of it.

Well done.

Unless you're planning on a terrorist attack,

I really don't think you should have more than one gerry can,

which sits somewhere very far away from your house,

just in case your lawnmower runs out of petrol.

I mean, really?

Really?

Is this where we have come?

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