Fudgy Kid
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2024
⏱️ 74 minutes
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On this episode, Heather chats about her wild weekend in Oxford. She was back on stage slinging jokes as well as back in The Grove, celebrating an Ole Miss win. It was a very full week filled with a lot of memories, friends and drinks at the greatest bar in American, The Library. She responds to her voicemails that range from chair choices to wedding choices.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.0 | absolutely not podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon how are you we get |
| 0:29.9 | situated right here real quick I got a I got an extra pillow for support. Man we |
| 0:36.3 | have a lot to catch up on but I came out of the gate guns ablazon this |
| 0:42.4 | morning. I went to Pilates. You know I had to drive in town. |
| 0:47.0 | It was it which means it the place is only 11 miles away. It took me an hour, one of those. |
| 0:52.6 | So I was up and at it. |
| 0:53.8 | That alarm went off at 750, and if you know your girl, |
| 0:56.5 | you know your girl does not fuck that early, |
| 0:59.0 | with anything. |
| 1:00.4 | You know, volunteer work, charity work, sex, you know, even food, I don't do anything that early, you know? |
| 1:08.0 | And someone's gonna say, wait, you have kids, well, that's why we're childless We're childless for a multitude of reasons. |
| 1:13.6 | But anyways, got up and at it. |
| 1:16.2 | And I mean, I don't want to sound like a broken record, |
| 1:18.8 | but Pilates is one of those sports, because I will absolutely call it a sport, that will destroy you. |
| 1:27.0 | It will break you, it will build you back up, and then it will break you again. |
| 1:31.6 | And I signed up for three classes this week. I am going to go to them, |
| 1:36.3 | no matter how sore I am. I've already prepared myself, like I know that the lactic |
| 1:40.7 | acid is starting to build up. The lactic acid is starting to build up the lactic acid reflux. |
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