FUBARistan
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
It's the end of summer and we're looking for a new place to vacation because for some reason our reservations at the Kabul Fairfield Inn got cancelled.
Titus Podcast ...because the world is a clown show.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. |
| 0:11.4 | This episode is brought to you by LiquidIV, Truffautsauce, and HelloFresh.com. |
| 0:16.6 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update! |
| 0:19.8 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update and it's the end of summer and we are |
| 0:24.9 | looking for a new place to vacation after our reservations at the Kabul Fairfield in |
| 0:30.1 | the word cancelled. |
| 0:31.6 | So this year, relaxing by the pool and watching Rachel swim in her Burkini is out, damn it! |
| 0:38.0 | Which is so weird because Afghanistan is and always has been just a place to relax |
| 0:43.4 | and unwind. |
| 0:44.4 | It sandals means having everything you've ever dreamed of. |
| 0:48.0 | Get up to 50% off depending on time of travel. |
| 0:51.5 | Call 1-800 sandals. |
| 0:53.2 | Sorry, I'm in Sidewind. |
| 0:56.8 | Let's look at the history of Afghanistan. |
| 0:58.4 | And the 4th century Buddhism was one of the major religions and this lasted quite a while. |
| 1:02.4 | Then in 2001, the Taliban actually blew up a Buddhist statue, obviously moving on to |
| 1:08.9 | a less Buddhist tone. |
| 1:10.9 | That's who we're dealing with. |
| 1:12.0 | They actually blew up an inanimate object that represented peace. |
| 1:18.1 | Since the 1700s, the Afghanistan region has been at war and has changed leadership |
| 1:22.6 | countless, countless, countless times. |
| 1:25.4 | The English tried to take Afghanistan and I say we couldn't get it dotted. |
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